Many of our homemakers happen to be depressed these days,
They wish their spouses to refrain from inviting yours truly to their homes;
Lest he behave like a male Laura Pyke, exhorting them to lay off the vitamins,
And while away his own time merely devouring some literary tomes.
A lazy bum, he continues to gobble up cookies from the kitchen jar,
Making the Aubrey Upjohn in the family take a jaundiced view of things;
He opens the hatch to guzzle down jugfuls of tea and milk,
Much like Bertie, he gets up very late, anticipating what the morning tray brings.
His cooking abilities are limited to boiling milk and eggs,
An apprenticeship under Anatole is what he desperately needs;
Doing the dishes and tidying up the place is not his idea of fun,
Oh, how they wish these could count as some of his chivalrous deeds.
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