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I. The Specimen at Breakfast
It is a truth universally whispered, if not acknowledged, that a man excessively fond of his mother is a developmental hiccup waiting to happen. He may be able to earn a salary, navigate traffic, even discuss the stock market — but the moment he mentions calling his mother, he is mentally filed away under Incomplete Specimen of Homo sapiens. This is especially so if the party of the other part happens to be either his spouse, or a live-in partner, or even a steady girlfriend.
Observe one in his natural habitat: spooning sugar into his morning tea with the precision of a laboratory technician, eyes flicking toward his phone — not for stock alerts or fantasy league scores, but to text “Good morning, Ma.” Evolution, one suspects, took a wrong turn somewhere between the Y chromosome and the apron string.
Society, ever alert to genetic inefficiency, has decided that this man must be mocked into extinction. He represents emotional dependency in an age that prizes self-sufficiency — the last candle in a world that prefers LED.
II. The Crime of Devotion
The modern “Mumma’s Boy” is a walking paradox: sentimental in public, decisive in none of the approved ways. He is not loud enough to be “alpha,” nor cool enough to be “detached.” He apologizes too quickly, remembers anniversaries unprompted, and believes emotions are meant to be acted upon, not merely analysed in therapy. In short, he is guilty of unedited humanity.
The crime, of course, is not affection itself — it is the refusal to outgrow it. Civilization applauds the man who rises above his upbringing, not the one who keeps it alive. The market rewards efficiency, not continuity. Our man, poor fellow, confuses tenderness with duty. He texts his mother daily because he has once lived through the silence that followed a missed call. He obeys her warnings about rain because he still remembers pneumonia from childhood. His obedience, mocked as immaturity, is often just trauma in polite clothes.
III. Society’s Favourite Punchbags
It is not that women despise such fussed-over persons — they simply find him inconvenient. For, how do you compete with someone’s story of origin? The Mumma’s Boy threatens the fragile ecosystem of modern romance: he already belongs to a woman who expects nothing, manipulates rarely, and forgives instinctively. It is not rivalry so much as redundancy.
Men, meanwhile, offer no solidarity. They, too, laugh — loudly — at the one who has not mastered emotional detachment. It is the laughter of the insecure, the sound of men terrified that affection might be contagious. Among themselves, they repeat that chilling corporate proverb of our age: Never mix feelings with efficiency.
And so, the mockery becomes ritual — a collective reassurance that we have evolved past dependence. What we really mean is: We have forgotten how to love without negotiation.
Sometimes it feels like that great trial on screen — twelve angry voices debating one man’s tenderness. The accused sits quietly, guilty of calling his mother, of speaking softly, while the jurors of modern life argue his fate. They call him dependent, unfinished, obsolete. And then Juror Eight raises his head, the lone dissenting conscience, asking what no one wants to: what if gentleness is not weakness but evidence of endurance? The others look away, impatient for a verdict. Empathy, as always, wins no medals — only the comfort of being right too early.
IV. The Concept of Extended Motherhood
The role of the mother does not always remain confined to one’s genetic parent. Motherliness is a sentiment which many other parties could end up showering upon the hapless male in question. It could extend its scope to include obdurate aunts, assorted females, and even valets and butlers who fuss over the object of their affections or masters in a way that could turn their biological mothers green with envy.
Consider Aunt Agatha who is forever keen to see Bertie Wooster getting married and keeping the Wooster dynasty alive and kicking. We also find Emerald Stoker who is one of those soothing, sympathetic girls you can take your troubles to, confident of having your hand held and your head patted. There is a sort of motherliness about her which you find restful. Not to forget the likes of Florence Craye and Vanessa Cook, who wish to raise the level of Bertie’s intellect. Elsewhere, at Deverill Hall, we get introduced to Esmond Haddock, who lives with his five overcritical aunts. They disapprove of his relationship with Corky Potter-Pirbright, because she is an actor.
Social status is no barrier to such strains of motherhood. Lord Marshmoreton must muster all his courage to stand up to his sister, Lady Caroline Byng, and declare a matrimonial alliance with his newly appointed secretary. In Blandings, Lord Emsworth finds it challenging to ignore the instructions of Lady Constance Keeble.
V. The Wodehouse Paradox
If literature had a patron saint for this tribe, it would surely be Bertie Wooster — the eternally well-meaning man who requires Jeeves not to outthink him but to save him from his own kindness. The Wodehouse universe never punishes the sentimental fool; it merely chuckles at him. And yet, who among us would rather live in Jeeves’s world — all logic, all restraint — than Bertie’s, where affection and absurdity coexist like bread and butter?
Jeeves’ is another shining example in the genre of extended motherhood. Just like one’s mother would decide what to wear on a certain occasion, his sartorial choices often conflict with those of his master. Whether it is about a white mess jacket with brass buttons or a pair of socks, the valet’s wish eventually prevails.
Our modern world has no use for Woosters. We have replaced them with algorithmic men — rational, optimized, and barely human. We speak of “emotional intelligence” but what we really mean is emotional management. In a quiet act of rebellion, the Mumma’s Boy continues to feel un-strategically. He loves inconveniently. His sentimentality, far from being regressive, is the only authentic protest left.
Somewhere in his subconscious, he still believes love should precede purpose — a belief that makes him unemployable in the economy of the heart.
VI. A Matter of Chromosomes and Consequences
If one were to approach this anthropologically, one might say the X and Y chromosomes never quite recovered from the moral confusion of modernity. Men were trained to conquer, but not to comfort; to provide, but not to preserve. Our subject — this peculiar holdover from an earlier blueprint — runs on an emotional operating system last updated when people still said ‘touch base’ unironically. Once, during an office migration, he was the only one who refused to upgrade to the new HR portal because his old login still worked—and he trusted that more than promises of “a better interface.” That, in essence, is his problem and his virtue: he sticks to what once kept him safe, even when everyone else has moved to cloud-based feelings. He still believes that obedience to his parent can be a form of strength — a legacy code he sees no reason to rewrite.
He is loyal to the first woman who ever loved him unconditionally, and that loyalty leaks inconveniently into other relationships. But instead of being admired for gratitude, he is censured, condemned, criticised, denounced, lambasted, lampooned, and pilloried for having a regressive outlook. A culture that venerates mothers in myth, after all, cannot quite stand sons who take the mythology literally. We worship the Mother Goddess with cymbals and incense, but flinch when a man lives by her word. The hymns say, “Matru Devo Bhava,” yet a son who truly believes it — who lets his mother’s advice outweigh his wife’s or boss’s — is dismissed as weak, regressive, or unmanly. In our stories, divine mothers bless their children’s wars and ambitions; in real life, they’re expected to stay politely out of them. The contradiction is cultural theatre — we deify motherhood, but only in the abstract. The moment reverence becomes obedience, the devotee metamorphoses into a punchbag. You see it everywhere — we stage plays about mothers’ sacrifices, post emotional tributes on Mother’s Day, and light lamps to divine matriarchs, yet flinch at the real-world consequences of such devotion. A son who quotes his mother is infantilized; one who disobeys her is applauded for “growing up.” It’s as if society prefers motherhood embalmed in marble, not breathing at the breakfast table. The worship is safe precisely because it’s distant. Up close, it demands humility — a virtue now branded as weakness.
And if that sounds too tragic, literature has always offered more consoling alternatives.
Even Bram Stoker, that cartographer of nightmares, gave the world a family of obedient sons. The Children of the Night in Dracula rise only when summoned, hunt only what their master decrees, and retreat at a single gesture. Strip away the gothic trappings, and they are curiously domestic creatures — well-mannered predators who would never dream of disobeying their guardian. Theirs is not rebellion but perfect filial discipline: a household of nocturnal Mumma’s Boys, loyal to a fault, beautifully house-trained in terror. The feudal spirit prevails.
And then, on a very different plane, comes Arthur Conan Doyle’s The Adventure of the Three Garridebs. When Dr Watson takes a bullet meant for another, Sherlock Holmes — that priest of logic, that marble statue of reason — forgets deduction altogether.
“You’re not hurt, Watson? For God’s sake, say that you are not hurt!”, he cries, tearing open the wound like an anxious mother examining a scraped knee. For one mortifying instant, the cold machine of intellect becomes the warm machinery of care. The great detective, so often accused of heartlessness, turns out to have been hiding a maternal core under his waistcoat. Even Doyle, perhaps without meaning to, admits that the purest love left to civilisation may no longer be romantic or heroic, but quietly maternal in spirit.
VII. The Inconvenient Truth
Here is the inconvenient truth: the Mumma’s Boy is not a moral failure. He is, in fact, society’s unwanted conscience. His instincts are outdated only because ours have calcified. While we train ourselves to love efficiently — in 300-character texts, in time slots between meetings — he still believes affection does not need an agenda. He may never lead revolutions or scale startups, but he will never ghost you either.
His so-called immaturity is often merely a refusal to evolve into emotional automation. After all, unlike in the digital logic-driven world that he inhabits, emotions are challenging to predict based on an algorithm or a mathematical equation. Mock him all you want, but he carries the faint, embarrassing reminder that tenderness used to be fashionable. Those who like him love him enough to let him enjoy the extra space for himself – the segment of his heart which has been lovingly occupied by someone from his childhood days.
So, to borrow from Rocky Todd, let him be!
“Be!
Be!
The past is dead.
To-morrow is not born.
Be to-day!
To-day!
Be with every nerve,
With every muscle,
With every drop of your red blood!
Be!”
VIII. The Last Gentleman
And so, the poor “Mumma’s Boy” trudges on — neither rebel nor saint, just an outdated model of emotional software running in a world obsessed with constant updates. He will continue to be the butt of jokes at brunches, kitty parties, and on social media panels about “modern masculinity.” But here is the twist: when the Wi-Fi of human connection inevitably goes down, it is usually this man — with his unglamorous emotional wiring — who still knows how to reconnect without instruction.
He will still call home, still remember birthdays, still believe that love does not need a disclaimer. Society may keep rewarding the loud and detached, but somewhere, between a performance review and a reminder to buy detergent, he’s the one holding civilisation together with nothing more than a well-intentioned affection and a decent phone plan.
Note:
- Inputs from Prodosh Bhattacharya are gratefully acknowledged.
- Illustrations courtesy the World Wide Web.
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We were subjected to a weekly torture session in school — a class called English Grammar. Imagine a twelve-year-old from Coimbatore in the deep south of India being bombarded with “subordinate clauses” and the “past pluperfect”! Those lessons were enough to drive most of us permanently away from English literature.
Then came a class on Figures of Speech using the opening couplets from Omar Khyyakm’s Rubaiyat (Translation – Fitzgerald), a revelation! For once, grammar turned into something alive, fun, colourful, and exciting. Let me share what I still remember from that day.
“AWAKE! for Morning in the Bowl of Night
Has flung the Stone that puts the Stars to Flight:
And Lo! the Hunter of the East has caught
The Sultan’s Turret in a Noose of Light.”
(Rubáiyát of Omar Khayyám, trans. Fitzgerald)
This isn’t just a sunrise — it’s a sunrise with flair, drama, and imagination!
Metaphor
• Bowl of Night — Night compared to a dark bowl holding the sky.
• Hunter of the East — The Sun as a hunter.
• Noose of Light — Sunlight as a glowing rope that ensnares towers.
Personification
Morning flings a stone, stars flee, light sets traps — the cosmos comes alive!
Symbolism
• Sultan’s Turret — Power and pride, humbled by the dawn.
Imagery
• Stars scattering like birds.
• Light roping in a turret.
• Night shattered like porcelain.
Who knew dawn could be so dramatic? Omar Khayyam turned a simple sunrise into a cosmic chase — and restored my faith in English grammar!
Years later, imagine my delight when I found that P. G. Wodehouse had stood this lofty imagery on its head — with his trademark anticlimax — in Leave It to Psmith.
The Scene
Poor Rupert Baxter is locked out after a failed attempt to locate Lady Constance’s missing necklace in a row of flowerpots. Exhausted and desperate, to attract attention he hurls flowerpsots through a window — which, alas, turns out to be Lord Emsworth’s bedroom! Finally, he falls asleep outdoors, only to be awakened by none other than Psmith himself.
Quote
“The spectacle of Psmith of all people beaming benignly down at him was an added offence.
‘I in person,’ said Psmith genially. ‘Awake, beloved, AWAKE! for Morning in the Bowl of Night has flung the Stone that puts the Stars to Flight… The Sultan himself,’ he added, ‘you will find behind yonder window, speculating idly on your motives for bunging flowerpots at him. Why, if I may venture the question, did you?’”
Unquote
Only Plum could take Omar Khayyam’s exalted poetry and turn it into a dazzling anticlimax involving flowerpots and a furious peer of the realm.
That’s Wodehouse — the magician who could turn the sublime into the side-splitting.
(Captain Mohan Ram, ex Naval designer, eventually moved to the automobile industry where, if one may hazard a guess, he might have been designing some amphibian vehicles. His career trajectory followed the Peter’s Principle. He rose to senior positions, until finally retiring recently at the age of eighty four. He is currently cooling his heels, writing inane posts on Facebook.)
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Based on the 1949 memoir The Story of the Trapp Family Singers by Maria Augusta von Trapp, the film is about a young Austrian woman studying to become a nun in Salzburg in 1938 who is sent to the villa of a retired naval officer and widower to assume charge as a governess to his seven children. She brings love, spontaneity, and music into the lives of the family members through kindness and patience.
The heroine, though plagued by self-doubt, shows ample pluck and resource to win over a bunch of defiant children and their disciplinarian father. The characters of all the kids are well etched out and enchant us.
The governess ends up marrying the officer. Together with the children, they find a way to survive the loss of their homeland through courage and faith.
Underlying the whole narrative is the value of family togetherness, delicate love interwoven with the need for discipline and loyalty towards each other.
The musical scores stand out for their richness and the way in which they advance the plot of the movie. Even after sixty long years, the movie does not fail to cast a spell.
In Hollywood, everything is not only glamourised but also presented on a larger-than-life canvas, thereby leaving the audience mesmerised. Thus, it was interesting to recently visit some of the real locations where the movie was shot in Salzburg, Austria, in 1964.
How the movie came to be
Maria Augusta von Trapp’s memoir was first brought to the silver screen in West Germany: Die Trapp-Familie (1956) and Die Trapp-Familie in Amerika (1958). Wolfgang Liebeneiner directed both.
Rodgers & Hammerstein’s Broadway musical opened at the Lunt-Fontanne Theatre on 16 November 1959. It ran for 1,443 performances and tied for the 1960 Tony Award for Best Musical with Fiorello!
Then came Robert Wise’s screen version for Twentieth Century-Fox. Released in 1965, it became a landmark musical, winning many accolades. The outdoor shooting in and around Salzburg took place in 1964. The planning was to wrap up the shoot within six weeks. However, due to disruptions caused by frequent rains, the crew had to camp there for around eight weeks, worrying the producers no end.
Salzburg: Places where key songs/scenes were filmed
The Opening
The opening sequence of Maria on the mountain was filmed at Mehlweg mountain near the town of Marktshcellenberg in Bavaria. The meadow itself is private property and, regrettably, is no longer accessible to the public. I was told that on a particular day, Julie Andrews and the entire crew had to wait for close to five hours for the rains to stop, so shooting could take place.
Solving a problem like Maria
For many of its scenes in the song, the film uses the authentic exterior of the Nonnberg Abbey, which is the real-life Benedictine convent where Maria was a novice. It sits on a hill above Salzburg and is still home to nuns. However, the interior “contemplation” scene was a set built in Hollywood to represent the abbey’s inner workings.
I have confidence

Maria’s walk into town includes the Residenzplatz Square, which is a significant landmark in the old part of the city. It is a historical fountain which uses a horse head as a spout. Before the scene at the fountain, there is a segment that was filmed in the pedestrian underpass named Domgang, a few meters away from the fountain, near the Cathedral entrance. The scene towards the end, where she is seen approaching the von Trapp estate, was possibly filmed in an alley next to Mondsee Lake.
The von Trapp villa
The original house the Captain lived in was found to be rather modest. Whereas they lived at Villa Trapp – an estate in Aigen, not far from the city of Salzburg, the movie makers decided to combine two different Salzburg sites:


Schloss Frohnburg (front gates/drive) and Schloss Leopoldskron (lakeside terrace and gardens). Leopoldskron’s Venetian Salon inspired the ballroom set.
Do-Re-Mi
Some meadow shots were filmed near Werfen, where stunning rocky mountains form an enchanting backdrop. That is where the picnic scene was filmed, with Julie Andrews, playing everyone’s favourite nun Maria, strumming her guitar through these fields to teach the curtain-clad von Trapp kids to sing Do-Re-Mi.






The famous montage uses Mirabell Gardens (Pegasus Fountain and “Do-Re-Mi” steps) and a few other places in Salzburg. (Regrettably, I could not capture the steps, owing to overcrowding at the place.)
Edelweiss
The locals told me that the flower is a delicate one. It is a mountain flower belonging to the daisy or sunflower family. The plant prefers rocky limestone areas at altitudes of about 1,800–3,400 metres. It is a non-toxic plant. It is a scarce, short-lived flower found in remote mountain areas and has been used as a symbol for alpinism, for rugged beauty and purity. It is a national symbol of several countries, like Austria, Bulgaria, Slovenia, Switzerland, and Italy.
It is a protected flower. If you spot one, you are permitted to photograph it. However, picking up one is considered an offence.
Reverend Mother’s Office
Scenes of Reverend Mother’s Office were shot at St. Margarethen Chapel and Dürer Studios.
Sixteen Going on Seventeen/Something Good

The iconic gazebo used for filming these songs was originally located at Schloss Leopoldskron. However, owing to frequent trespassers, it was moved and reconstructed in the gardens of Schloss Hellbrunn. The structure is small and has only four stone slabs within its circular structure. The film used the structure only for exterior shots; a large studio replica was used for the interiors.
Just next to the Gazebo is a plaque featuring Charmine Carr who played Liesl in the movie.
The wedding







The interior wedding sequence was filmed at St Michael’s Basilica, Mondsee, which is about 30 km from Salzburg. The church is smaller than it appears on a large screen. However, the interiors are as captivating as shown in the movie.
The concert/finale
On the 12th of March 1938, Nazi Germany annexed the Federal State of Austria. The new rulers were keen on the captain joining the German navy, which had superior naval technology at its command. However, owing to ideological differences, the captain and his family decided to escape. The climactic festival performance used Salzburg’s Felsenreitschule (Rock Riding School), a real venue carved into the rock. This is where the escape plans were made.
Cemetery hideout
The tense hiding sequence was staged on a Hollywood set modelled on St Peter’s Cemetery in Salzburg.
The concluding scene
The final scene of the von Trapp family escaping over the mountains was filmed on the Obersalzberg in the Bavarian Alps.
The Making of a Classic
Principal photography began on March 26, 1964, at 20th Century-Fox studios in Los Angeles, where scenes were filmed from Maria’s bedroom and the abbey cloister and graveyard.
The company then flew to Salzburg, where filming resumed on April 23 at Mondsee Abbey for the wedding scenes. From April 25 through May 22, scenes were filmed at the Felsenreitschule, Nonnberg Abbey, Mirabell Palace Gardens, Residence Fountain, and various street locations throughout the old town area of the city.
From May 23 to June 7, the company worked at Schloss Leopoldskron and an adjacent property called Bertelsmann for scenes representing the lakeside terrace and gardens of the Trapp villa.
From June 9 to 19, scenes were shot at Frohnburg Palace, which represented the front and back façades of the villa.
The Do-Re-Mi picnic scene in the mountains was filmed above the town of Werfen in the Salzach River valley on June 25 and 27.
The opening sequence was filmed atop the mountain from June 28 to July 2, 1964.
The cast and crew flew back to Los Angeles and resumed filming at Fox Studios on July 6 for all remaining scenes, including those in the villa dining room, ballroom, terrace, living room, and gazebo. Following the last two scenes shot in the gazebo—for the songs Something Good and Sixteen Going on Seventeen—principal photography concluded on September 1, 1964.
A total of eighty-three scenes were filmed in just over five months.
Post-production work began on August 25 with three weeks of dialogue dubbing to correct lines that were ruined by various street noises and rain.
In October, veteran Disney playback singer Bill Lee dubbed Christopher Plummer’s singing voice. Christopher himself was a proficient singer and pianist and was not too pleased about this change.
Awards and accolades
- Academy Awards (38th, 1966). The Sound of Music won five Oscars, including Best Picture and Best Director (Robert Wise).
- Golden Globes (23rd, 1966). Won Best Motion Picture – Musical/Comedy and Best Actress – Musical/Comedy (Julie Andrews).
- AFI honours. Ranked #4 on AFI’s list of Greatest Movie Musicals; the AFI also places the film across several “100 Years…” lists.
- U.S. National Film Registry. Selected by the Library of Congress in 2001 as “culturally, historically, or aesthetically significant.”
Captain Georg von Trapp: life before Maria and career highlights
- Family life. Georg von Trapp (born 1880, Zara—now Zadar) married Agathe Whitehead (granddaughter of torpedo inventor Robert Whitehead) in 1912; they had seven children. Agathe died of scarlet fever in 1922.
- Naval career. An Austro-Hungarian Navy submarine commander in World War I, von Trapp commanded SM U-5, sinking the French armoured cruiser Léon Gambetta in April 1915, and later U-14; he became a decorated national figure.
- Before Maria arrived. After Agathe’s death, von Trapp raised his seven children at their Salzburg estate. In 1926, Maria Kutschera was sent from Nonnberg Abbey as a tutor for his convalescent daughter (also named Maria), not as a governess to all the children. Georg and Maria married in 1927.
Where the film diverges from reality (key examples)
How they left Austria
The film depicts a dramatic Alpine hike to Switzerland. In fact, the family left by train for Italy, first travelling to London, before sailing to the United States for their first concert tour. Georg’s place of birth meant the family held Italian citizenship after World War I border changes.
Timing of the marriage
The movie places the wedding on the eve of the 1938 takeover by Nazi Germany; in reality, they married in 1927.
Maria’s initial role
She tutored one child recovering from scarlet fever, not all seven, as a household governess.
Georg’s temperament
The real Captain was warm and musical, not the stern, whistle-wielding disciplinarian portrayed on screen.
The music director
The group’s long-time musical director was Father Franz Wasner, not a fictional impresario.
Children’s identities
The film changed the names, ages and even sexes of the children (for example, “Liesl” is fictional; the eldest was Agathe).
Edelweiss: the song
Often mistaken for an Austrian folk song, Edelweiss was newly written for the musical by Rodgers & Hammerstein.
Sixty years on, and still counting…
Even after six decades of its release, the echoes of the songs of “The Sound of Music” keep us enchanted. Often, when we are plagued by self-doubt while leaving our comfort zone, the words of the song ‘I have confidence…’ give us solace. Whenever the harsh slings and arrows of fate lower our spirits, the lyrics of ‘Climb every mountain…’ keep us focused on our goals. As and when we feel extremely grateful to someone or something, the phrase ‘Somewhere in my youth or childhood, I must have done something good…’ comes up in our minds.
Richard Rodgers and Oscar Hammerstein deserve all the credit for creating such lilting and instructive compositions.

Hats off to the studio team, which whipped up a unique offering of this nature! It should come as no surprise that it originated in a city which is also famous for blessing humanity with a highly talented composer: Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart.
Notes:
- Sometime during 2026, just next to the present location of the gazebo, the gardens of Schloss Hellbrunn will also have an exclusive pavilion dedicated to the iconic movie.
- The photographs were either taken by me or subsequently downloaded from the internet.
References:
- U.S. National Archives, “Movie vs. Reality: The Real Story of the Von Trapp Family.” National Archives
- Filmportal (Germany) entries for Die Trapp-Familie (1956) and Die Trapp-Familie in Amerika (1958). Filmportal+1
- Rodgers & Hammerstein Organisation (official) — Broadway production notes; “Edelweiss” song page. Rodgers & Hammerstein+2Rodgers & Hammerstein+2
- Tony Awards (official) — 1960 winners; Best Musical tie. tonyawards.com
- Salzburg tourism/official venue pages — filming locations including Mirabell Gardens, Nonnberg Abbey, Felsenreitschule. Wikipedia, Goodreads, Barnes & Noble
- Hellbrunn Palace (official) — gazebo now on site. hellbrunn.at
- Schloss Leopoldskron (official) — filming location and ballroom inspiration. schloss-leopoldskron.com
- Awards round-ups — Oscars (1966) and Golden Globes (1966) winners. digitalhit.com+1
- AFI/Library of Congress — AFI rankings; National Film Registry selection (2001). American Film Institute, The Library of Congress
- HistoryNet — naval record and Maria Theresa Order context for Georg von Trapp. HistoryNet
- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Sound_of_Music_(film)
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One of the lessons my Guardian Angels have taught me is that when one is overly critical of the task being done by someone else, they ensure that one willy-nilly ends up playing that very role for some time. Being in that person’s shoes (or sandals, if you prefer) helps one to realise exactly where the shoe pinches, literally as well as metaphorically. From being a critic, one turns up being a reluctant admirer of the art and craft of the task at hand. One develops empathy for the party of the other part. Scales fall from one’s eyes. It dawns upon one that the person performing the task in question is perhaps more to be pitied than censured.
Take the case of a husband who occasionally takes a jaundiced view of the quality of cooking of his spouse. However, after a heated argument, when she decides to go off in a huff to her parents’ house, all hell breaks loose. Regularly gobbling down instant noodles and takeaway food from nearby joints soon loses its charm. Deciding to take the matter into his own hands, he enters the kitchen arena, much like a Roman Gladiator showing up at the Colosseum. Finding the right raw materials and other ingredients in the kitchen becomes a major challenge. Locating either the right pots and pans or an appropriate ladle for whatever is planned to be dished out sounds tougher than overpowering a lion which has been deprived of its quota of vitamins for many days. Sweating profusely while seated on the dining table and trying to put some semi-cooked stuff down the hatch, he starts appreciating the cooking skills of his spouse. The post-cooking clean-up in the kitchen leaves him gasping for breath. Pretty soon, he decides to bury the hatchet and rush off to his in-laws’ place to charm the wife into accompanying him back to their abode. The dove of matrimonial peace restarts flapping its wings at home.
But I digress. After I hung up my corporate boots and decided to become an author, I had come to view editors of all sizes, shapes, and hues with a thinly veiled contempt. Most of them believed in following the dictum that silence conveyed a polite rejection. Even if they were to accept a manuscript for scrutiny, there was seldom a commitment as to when it might crawl up to the top of the pile on their cluttered tables. And yes, I dreaded the day when I would receive their detailed feedback. By then, they would have poked so many holes in the manuscript that it might as well be compared to Swiss cheese. Of course, the most traumatic experience was when I was asked to reduce the word length by close to 30% of what it was. To an author, it is akin to asking someone to perform a delicate surgery on oneself, sans anaesthesia of any kind!
However, my Guardian Angels soon decided to intervene and change my perspective. Somehow, I ended up becoming part of a three-member editorial team that has pious intentions of publishing a philosophical tome comprising as many as fifteen essays from as many authors located in different parts of the world.
For me, a voracious reader, it is obviously a pleasure to go through varying perspectives on the same subject. One’s mind opens up, much like a sunflower trying to soak in as much Vitamin D as possible. One’s outlook broadens. Each author’s voice is unique. The frequency, the amplitude, and the tone and tenor of each composition are different. At a casual glance, all these might sound like a cacophony of sorts. But together, they all generate a symphony of sorts, presenting a harmonious blend of the key message of the anthology.
Empathising with Editors
Thus, the task of editing offers quite a few perks. But it also makes one face many challenges in the process. Here is an indicative list of some of these faced by the team so far.
- Ensuring that the content of any contribution fits into the overall purpose of the collection.
- Maintaining the originality of the author’s voice, while suggesting improvements which would connect the narrative better to the key objective of the anthology.
- To improve the readability of a paper, each one needs to be checked and ranked on a hypothetical Richter Scale of Comprehensibility. Those scoring higher than a threshold must be politely advised to tone down the narrative.
- Having patience with contributors who are first-time authors. Supporting them to improve the general flow of the article. Assisting them in connecting disparate sections or paragraphs more smoothly.
- Even though all contributions may be in the same language, the sentence construction, the choice of words used, and the way of conveying an idea vary widely. This requires a type of verbal dexterity which could leave one fogged, nonplussed, and perplexed.
- Ensuring that a contributor is not trying to promote his/her own business interests through the paper submitted by them. One, that would be unethical. Two, if readers suspect that a commercial motive is embedded in any essay, our own credibility and brand image take a hit.
- In case an expert has contributed a paper on a subject which is not understood by any of the members of the editorial team, referring it to a domain expert for a peer review makes eminent sense. Coordinating between the author and the expert helps in bringing about a better balance in the paper.
- Since the idea is to deliver a book to our readers which does not leave them fretting and fuming over linguistic bloomers in the manuscript, the services of an external editor need to be hired. In many cases, this may entail a back-and-forth exchange of ideas between the author and the external editor. If the author has chosen to quote references and mentioned a few weblinks to support the arguments being advanced, a rigorous check of the same could be handled by him/her.
- With advances in technology, a basic check to ascertain the AI-infestation level of any essay needs to be considered a sine qua non.
It transpires that editors need to be made of sterner stuff. Overcoming our prejudices and being impartial does not come easily. A bulldog spirit is essential. Nerves of chilled steel are required for picking up something written by someone else and transforming it into the kind of stuff potential readers would gleefully lap up, much like your pet relishing a slice of fish.
Having undergone an instructive experience of this kind, one may safely conclude that editors are more to be pitied than censured.
In fact, it was this experience that prompted yours truly to publish a detailed blog post earlier, capturing the kind of challenges faced by the owners and editors of journals in the oeuvre of Sir P. G. Wodehouse.
Choosing a Title and Subtitle
Once the manuscript is almost ready, thoughts of the team obviously turned to the challenge of choosing an appropriate title and subtitle for the collection.
The snag we always come up against when deciding upon these can be summed up as an existential dilemma between two vastly different atmospheric levels – the troposphere, closer to the ground realities which are showcased by different articles, and the stratosphere, which denotes the loftier goals with which the anthology was conceptualised, to begin with. This deserves serious thought. Both must be catchy and readily comprehensible. It is something one does not want to go wrong about, because one false step and the whole compendium is sunk. If a lay reader, while searching for something fresh to devour, does not become curious about what a book is all about, and does not get a promise as to what precisely to expect, they could not be blamed for failing to get attracted to the offering. Their short attention span of a few seconds makes them move away to greener pastures. They simply walk out on one.
Thus, if the title represents the loftier goal of the anthology in a rather obtuse manner, the subtitle must hasten to clarify what it is all about and what it promises to deliver.
So, one needs to put one’s thinking cap on, surf through the internet to locate the titles and subtitles of comparable works, if any, and then make a judicious call. The last thing one wants is to leave one’s public at a loss, simply raising their eyebrows, twiddling their thumbs, and trying to figure out what one is talking about.
The Challenge of Whipping Up an Introduction
The existential dilemma mentioned above also pervades this aspect of the book. While crafting an introductory chapter to the collection of voices presented in the anthology, a balance needs to be struck between the stratospheric level of the high ideals which the book intends to convey to its readers and the tropospheric real-life situations reflected in the different papers presented therein. Not an easy task! Recalling that sordid experience, one could be forgiven for quivering like an aspen, if you know what I mean.
If one starts describing the contents of different papers in brief, one leaves the audience wondering where the collection is headed. Of course, one does it with the best of intentions, trying to provide a bird’s-eye view of the whole affair. But even the most conscientious readers could be left clueless as to what purpose will be served by their having to trudge through as many as fifteen odd essays, each having a different ‘intellectual density’, with few connecting points between them. They would miss the woods for the trees.
On the other hand, if one takes too long to capture the beauty of the woods, create an atmosphere, and state the loftier goals which prompted one to curate a delectable collection of so many essays, many readers may simply call it a day and quietly walk out on one.
Perhaps wisdom lies in putting the salient facts as briefly as possible and linking them to the overall purpose of the book, prompting the reader to go ahead and start exploring different chapters, either sequentially or otherwise, one by one. It can be done the other way round as well. In any case, one needs to make sure that while going through the introductory chapter, one minimises the chances of letting readers’ attention wander even for a minute or two. By the time it ends, they need to be left curious enough to start their own journey by exploring the book in detail.
We have miles to go before we sleep…
Well, finalising the manuscript is only the first 35% of the story. What follows is a far more arduous journey: getting it produced, marketing and promoting it, and the like.
As Robert Frost says: “The woods are lovely, dark and deep, But I have promises to keep, And miles to go before I sleep…”
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