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Leaders break the rules with aplomb. Famous authors also do it all the time. They have the courage of conviction to think out-of-box in matters of themes they choose, the structure of the narrative they come up with, or the language as well as expressions they use. P G Wodehouse is no exception. Literary agents of today, upon receiving one of his manuscripts, might end up twiddling their delicate thumbs and deciding to junk it without any remorse, thereby depriving us of some delightful stuff.
Here is a highly illuminating post on this subject from the inimitable Honoria Plum.
Enjoy!

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“I am no stranger to butterfly belly. A man who has had to pass himself off as Gussie Fink-Nottle to four aunts in a chilly Hampshire dining room with only orange juice in the carburettor knows the meaning of fear.”

Jeeves and the Wedding Bells

Sebastian Faulks presumably knows the feeling pretty well too. As the author of Jeeves and the Wedding Bells, Faulks has risked the ire of Wodehouse fans (already disgrunted after the BBC Blandings fiasco) and potentially his own reputation as a writer. For one of the problems with imitating Wodehouse in the 21st Century is that his style runs somewhat contrary to prevailing ideas about ‘good writing’. For an idea of the depths to which modern writing has sunk, consider these Ten rules for writing fiction:

1933 Heavy Weather cropped1 “Never open a book with weather.”

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Mahabharat Krishna ArjunaHad Lord Krishna been around, this is how he might have advised a clueless and gloomy blogger Arjuna:

 

What you have already blogged, you have blogged well,

What you are blogging, you are doing fine, you can tell,

What you will blog, will also get blogged well,

Live in the present, your heart-felt ideas would eventually sell.

 

Never beseech someone for a ‘like’, a ‘reblog’ or for a ‘comment’,

Let your soul never be in torment,

For writing what you are passionate about alone you are meant,

Read more, get inspired, get cracking, never get bent.

 

At times, you may get upset for not having been ‘Freshly Pressed’,

Well, it is not the end of the world, do not feel unduly stressed,

Escaping a deluge of ‘likes’ and ‘comments’ instead leaves you feeling blessed,

You are not in a short sprint but in a marathon, you have already guessed.

 

Be contented, know that pain follows pleasure,

Keep up the frequency, even though you blog at leisure,

Your faith and passion in what you blog is the only measure,

Let each post of yours be a fragrant flower which one can treasure.

 

Write from your heart, do not copy-and-paste,

Time spent savouring a temporary surge in viewership and ‘likes’ could be a waste,

Your sins could soon catch up with you, leaving you repenting in haste,

Well thought-out juicy comments alone dish up a success you can taste.

 

Do not worry for awards and rewards which make you raise a toast,

Be more anxious for the quality of what you post,

Write for posterity a message that would never be lost,

Receive criticism with equipoise, those alone shall teach you the most.

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The effort you put in to blogging is alone your right,

The result may or may not come, even though you push with all your might,

Continue to blog in a detached manner, hold on to your path tight,

Simply enjoy the journey, be happy and scale the desired height.

 

Life will keep happening, ups and down will keep coming,

Resolve to remain steadfast, view them with an attitude which is welcoming,

Free from fear, free from anger, free from desire, keep blogging,

Like a tortoise, withdraw within yourself, ultimately winning.

 

Which idea really does belong to you?

In Blogosphere, you are apt to find somewhere a similar view,

You just propose your own perspective, fresh as a drop of dew,

The reality, as you see it yourself, presented anew.

 

Just like your indestructible soul,

The spirit with which you blog shall survive even a black hole,

Let the novelty of ideas put forth by you remain your goal,

Others may imitate and flatter you, but they make you play a worthy role.

 

Fire shall not kill your ideas, water shall not sully those ever,

Air shall not dry, ether in cyberspace shall support those forever,

Like a wave in the universe, these shall continue to travel, dying never,

These would never decay, built upon further by those who are equally clever.

 

Like your soul, your ideas are also unborn,

You and the universe you inhabit are neither divorced nor torn,

Like a well-tuned antenna you catch, your mind sounds a horn,

You manifest these, but believe you alone are the cause for their being born.

Krishna

Grow attached to your blog posts and you may become addicted,

Disappointment and anger will follow, your mind getting confused and conceited,

Lessons learnt from your own experiences getting forfeited,

The power of discrimination lost, the very purpose of life defeated.

 

Smart bloggers bring a fresh perspective, all the time aiming for a perfect post,

Doubts they double-check, keeping the post simmering, achieving a delicious roast,

Text they spell-check, the inner glow of satisfaction they host,

Read thoroughly, hit the ‘publish’ button, and raise a self-toast.

 

Most of their posts are wedded to the welfare of others, rich values these sustain,

From undue ridicule, criticism and offensive content their posts normally abstain,

Howsoever controversial the topic, a high degree of self-control they retain,

Their outpourings are merely to amuse, educate and entertain.

 

Be humble, be harmless, have no pretension,

Be upright, tranquil, steadfast, blogging will never give you any tension,

Master your ego, relish the joy of expression and retention,

Be aware of the weakness in mortal nature, keep your senses in wilful detention.

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This is the supreme knowledge, above all other,

Purified, made plain, easy its virtue for you to gather,

Its practice easy, you may resolve to follow it rather,

It is the blogging truth eternal, imbibe it, do not bother.

Some residents of Plumsville may like to join me in recalling our pre-adolescence days. Our first ever encounter withVeryGoodJeeves Cupid’s arrows. The time when innocence slowly started giving way to half-baked romances of a transient nature. The neighborhood crush and the chance encounters. The classroom and the furtive glances. The one-sided affections. The attempts at showcasing gallantry and modesty. The unfulfilled desire to share tips on demystifying Romeo and Juliet. The relentless yearning for companionship. The possibility of a picnic where the presence of a certain person made our hearts go all of a twitter.

A more sinister restlessness crept in when we got infatuated with someone within the dark confines of a cinema hall. Posters of an upcoming movie featuring the adored person invariably got more attention than any text-book at hand. Sneaking off to a matinée, while giving a skip to the homework assigned, was also attempted at times. This, despite the grave risks involved – either getting ticked off at home for errant behavior, or getting some of the juiciest ones on the soft spots by the Miss Tomlinsons and the Rev. Aubrey Upjohns in our lives.

In ‘The Love that Purifies’ (Very Good, Jeeves), we come across boys of a tender age who happen to be infatuated with Hollywood divas. We have Thos, who is besotted with Greta Garbo. We have Bonzo, who is in awe of Lilian Gish. Then, we have Sebastian Moon, whose affections are focused on Clara Bow.

How these infatuations transform the behavior of young boys is the nub or crux of the story. We are reminded that even menaces to society in general assume a saintly disposition when under the influence of the charms of their transient heart throbs.

Thug Thos, Pest Bonzo and Candid Moon

Greta Garbo

Greta Garbo

Many of us would recall that Thos, son of Aunt Agatha, happens to be a juvenile thug. When a Cabinet Minister reports him for smoking, he ends up getting marooned on an island, that too, when it is raining, and with no company but that of a nasty-minded swan. But when Thos comes under the spell of a Hollywood diva, his benevolent self emerges. He thinks nothing of walking a couple of miles, just to fetch a newspaper for Bertie Wooster.

Bonzo, the son of Aunt Dahlia, has a sound reputation as a pest. But if Thos sets a gold standard in devilry, Bonzo is merely a good, ordinary mischief-maker. His proud mother compares the two as follows:

‘Whenever it comes to devilry, Bonzo is a good, ordinary selling-plater. Whereas Thomas is a classic yearling.’

When Bonzo is in love, his nature gets altered. He tries to lead a finer, better life. When tempted to climb on the roof and boo down Mr Anstruther’s chimney, he refuses to oblige. When prompted to burst a paper bag below the chair of a resting old man, he merely walks off in a huff.

Jeeves is not wrong when he avers that ‘Love is a very powerful restraining influence at the age of thirteen.’

Sebastian Moon has goggle eyes and golden curls. He has a breezy candidness about him. Few years junior to both Thos and Bonzo, he happens to have long nourished a deep regard for Miss Clara Bow.

The Good Conduct Competition and the Wager

Lilian Gish

Lilian Gish

Bertie lands at Aunt Dahlia’s place without Jeeves, who is off on his annual vacation to Bognor for shrimping. He meets Mr. Anstruther, a moth-eaten septuagenarian, who had been a close friend of Aunt Dahlia’s late father. He is an agreeable cove but often suffers from nervous breakdowns. Also visiting are Aunt Dahlia’s son, Bonzo, and Aunt Agatha’s son, Thomas.

Anstruther, in an effort to get peace and quiet, has instituted a Good Conduct competition between the boys. The winner will earn a prize of five pounds.

Aunt Dahlia tells Bertie that she has entered a wager that if Thomas wins the prize, Aunt Dahlia will exchange the services of her chef Anatole for those of Lady Snettisham’s kitchen maid. Aunt Dahlia tries to persuade Bertie to get his man Jeeves down to Brinkley Court to ensure that Thomas does not win the contest, but Bertie claims he has a plan to accomplish this result.

He tries to get Thomas to lose control by making snide remarks, which are promptly laughed off by Thos. Soon, things take a sinister turn when Thos is found walking around six miles at an early hour, merely to fetch the Sporting Times for Bertie. This unselfish act of kindness gets him a bonus of twenty marks.

Bertie loses no time in reporting the matter to Aunt Dahlia.

She was stunned. Aghast, you might call it.
‘Thomas did that?’
‘Thos in person.’
‘Walked six miles to get you a paper?’
‘Walked six miles and a bit.’
‘The young hound! Good heavens, Bertie, do you realize that he may go on doing these Acts of kindness daily – perhaps twice a day? Is there no way of stopping him?’
‘None that I can think of. No, Aunt Dahlia, I must confess it. I am baffled. There is only one thing to do. We must send for Jeeves.’

Golden Curls and Despondency

Jeeves, when called upon to offer a solution, suggests bringing in Master Sebastian Moon, the boy with golden curls.

Clara Bow

Clara Bow

Jeeves thinks that strongest natures are sometimes not proof against long golden curls. He goes on to elaborate as follows:

‘I do not think I am too sanguine, sir. You must remember that Master Moon, apart from his curls, has a personality which is not uniformly pleasing. He is apt to express himself with a breezy candour which I fancy Master Thomas might feel inclined to resent in one some years his junior.’

However, the plan to let Thos and Moon be alone somewhere and let Nature do the rest comes unstuck. Upon Moon getting a nail in his shoe, a saint-like Thos carries him on his back in hot sunshine all the way back home. After all, Thos’ idea is to spend the remainder of his life trying to make himself worthy of Greta Garbo.

Depression sets in. This is how Bertie confesses his skepticism towards taking things for granted.

You know, the older I get the more firmly do I become convinced that there is no such thing as a pip in existence. Again and again have I seen the apparently sure thing go phut, and now it is rarely indeed that I can be lured from my aloof skepticism.

Anatole’s cooking streak fails to lift the spirits of the members of the Wooster clan. Food melts in the mouth but eyes are invariably full of unshed tears. The prospect of losing Anatole is too much to bear.

The Thug succumbs to Jeeves’ cunning!

Then, on the very last afternoon of Mr Anstruther’s stay, Thos, who gets the top slot in Bertie’s Rogue’s Gallery of repulsive small boys, succumbs to Jeeves’ cunning.

It is a warm, drowsy and peaceful afternoon. The birds are hopping, the butterflies are fluttering, the bees are buzzing and the old Mr Anstruther is enjoying his afternoon siesta in the garden when all hell breaks loose.

While playing together in the stable-yard, Thos is stirred to his depths by some brutally disparaging remarks made by Master Sebastian in respect of Miss Garbo. Prompted by Jeeves, Sebastian apparently conveys his opinion that Greta Garbo is definitely inferior to Clara Bow – both in beauty and talent!

Predictably, an altercation follows. In the ensuing melee, the old man gets rudely woken up and somehow gets drenched in a bucketful of water. Moving adroitly for his age, he picks up a stick which is lying around and goes into action like a two-year old, chasing Thos round the house.

Marie Lloyd

Marie Lloyd

Thanks to Jeeves, Bonzo wins the Good Conduct Contest, Aunt Dahlia wins the bet and Anatole continues to churn out his lavish spreads at her place at Worcestershire.

Bertie remarks thus:

‘Jeeves, this Younger Generation is hot stuff.’
‘Yes, sir.’
‘Were you like that in your day?’
‘No, sir.’
‘Nor I, Jeeves. At the age of fourteen I once wrote to Marie Lloyd for her autograph, but apart from that my private life could bear the strictest investigation.’

Jeeves wins an extended holiday at Bognor, obviously giving a tough time to all the shrimps which attempt to pit their feeble cunning against him.

Cupid’s arrows happen to be democratic in nature. These do not discriminate based on religion, sex, ethnicity or age. One could be of an advanced age. One could have attained adulthood. One could even be of a very tender age.

These also have an uplifting effect on the soul. One aspires to lead an exemplary life. One wishes to rise in the esteem of the beloved. One aspires to be worthy of the adored person.

Unluckily, such infatuations happen to be transient in nature. Were these to last long, there would perhaps be no need to have reformatory systems in place for the kind of heinous crimes pre-adolescents appear to commit at times!

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When it comes to upholding righteousness in our turbulent times, instances from Indian scriptures offer invaluable insights.

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India can justifiably boast of a long history of culture, tradition and values. Scriptures of Indian origin are a treasure trove of nuggets of wisdom. These continue to be relevant in the current context and also find ready application in the field of business management and administration.

Here are some of the areas where I believe Ramayana can inspire management14 practitioners.

  • A Premium on Values

Sticking to some core values which are steeped in righteousness eventually leads to success. The main protagonist, Rama, is depicted in Ramayana as an epitome of virtue. He is an ideal king, an ideal son and a pragmatic person. He sets high ethical standards in warfare and invariably sides with dharma, or righteousness.

A random sample of all successful business houses which have been around for more than a century now – Siemens and Tatas, for instance – is ample proof that ethics in…

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When it comes to awards, Blogosphere could compete with any other activity of human creativity. Unfortunately, to a person like me, of rather limited intelligence, the awards on offer have so far appeared to be those of a ‘you-scratch-my-back-I-scratch-yours’ kind. But when a fellow resident of Blogosphere decides to write about another blog that we have also come to respect and admire, things sound quite different.

What better recognition can a blogger hope for?!

Permit me to share a blog post by Victoria Madden which speaks of the discovery of ‘Plumtopia’ and ‘ashokbhatia.’

Thanks again, Victoria Madden.

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I got into blogging almost by accident: I was writing a book and it occured to me – I still don’t know how, I’m a complete techno-idiot – that putting my ideas online would help me get a better perspective on what I was writing.  After many diversions I ended up with three, inter-related blogs: one of which you are now reading.

When someone actually posted a (very nice) comment on an article I’d written here that mentioned P. G. Wodehouse, I had a feeling of slight alarm.  I spent two or three months looking at it doubtfully, then took the plunge and rather gingerly added it to my post. More time passed.

It finally occurred to me to wonder who this person from the Internet was who’d left such an astute and gratifying comment – and more particularly, how they’d found my post.  I followed the link like Alice…

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It is not altogether wrong to say that it is the early worm which gets caught! Quite a few managers have perfected the art of selective amnesia and acquired honorary membership of the Global Procrastinators’ Club.COMPLACENCY

Procrastination works best when the idea is to delay a crucial decision which, if taken at that point in time, could create more problems than it would solve. Governments appear to do it all the time. The flip side is the higher probability of losing a business opportunity.

With due respects to Newton and Einstein, we do have some Laws of Procrastination:

The First Law

A task which has been put on hold will remain undone till the time an external force is applied.

The force could come either from your boss or from a peer or a subordinate. In matters of domestic chores, reluctant husbands succumb to the pressure applied by a nagging wife all the time.

Those who push you deserve to be treated with respect.

The decision to not to take up the task is still yours.Scientist IsaacNewton-1689

The Second Law

Force equals Mass multiplied by Acceleration.

For people, ‘Mass’ denotes their ego level and seniority in the company. The higher the ego/seniority, the more the force required to get a person to do the work in an accelerated manner.

It follows that the higher you happen to be in the hierarchy, the easier it is for you to indulge in the luxury of sleeping over a problem; if you are still stuck in the lower echelons, try to exert an inner push on yourself to overcome the static inertia. If you don’t, a pink slip could soon become a painful reality.

The Third Law

Any action results into an equal and opposite reaction.

If the reaction of a decision being taken by you is going to be counter-productive, take no action. Simply join the Global Procrastinators’ Club and be happy.

Theory of Procrastinative RelativityScientist Albert_Einstein

The following tenets may be considered:
• Bosses always expect you to do things at speeds higher than that of light (read thought).
• The Propensity to Procrastinate is inversely proportion to the visibility of the task at hand. A mail from a junior team member can remain unopened for a week. A mail on the same subject from the CEO has to be attended to at the speed of light.
• The Propensity to Procrastinate is directly proportional to the manager’s frame of reference. If the manager’s role model happens to be a sloppy performer, the propensity is higher. If the role model is a star performer, the propensity may vanish altogether.
• The relative difficulty of taking up a much-delayed task is directly proportional to the delay itself. The more the delay, the more difficult it is to take up that particular task.

A Statistical Approach to Procrastination

Much like in Time Series Analysis, a manager’s Propensity to Procrastinate can be explained in terms of four factors:
(a) Long term, which is inbuilt into the character and the attitude of the manager,

(b) Cyclical, determined by the performance appraisal cycle of the organization, with weeks just preceding the annual appraisal ritual registering the lowest values of Propensity to Procrastinate,

(c) Seasonal, linked to the overall mood of the organization, whether upbeat or downcast, as also to the relative importance of the issue at hand,

(d) Random fluctuations, related to the mood of either the boss or the manager.

How do you handle procrastination? Is there any facet that you would like to share by way of comments below?

(A version of this post appears in the book ‘Surviving in the Corporate Jungle’ authored by yours truly)

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Can a business be run without resorting to corrupt practices? This was one of the several questions attempted to be answered by management experts at a recent seminar organized by Sri Aurobindo Center for Advanced Research at Pondicherry (SACAR) at Pondicherry in India.1 Inaugural Session IMG_2266At every step, a business faces a choice – whether to indulge in corrupt practices to get what is its legitimate due, or face hardships and bottlenecks in meeting its obligations towards such stakeholders as its suppliers and employees.SACAR Dr ReddyThere are no simple answers to this vexed issue. However, there could be innovative ways of handling such challenges. A strong anti-corruption image helps. The conviction, that this is just not done, takes time to radiate to those who place such a demand on the business.

Another way to face such a challenge is to politely decline meeting an illegal demand. Instead, an offer to fund a legitimate activity which falls in the realm of CSR and shores up the image of the official/department concerned could get readily accepted. This could be by way of toilets being set up in schools, trees being planted and maintained on a main thoroughfare, or by investing in a scheme of social benefit.

???????????????????????????????The conviction emanates from an inner strength and a resolve to ensure that the dealings of the corporate concerned remain above board. Once adopted and marketed as a strategic choice, the business gains in the long-term – by adding value to its own brand equity and by gaining public trust. In turn, this could be leveraged to command better margins in the market place and also to attract better talent at a lesser cost.???????????????????????????????According to a business captain who addressed the participants at the seminar, the core mantra is to not to readily give in to illegitimate demands and to do simply what is in one’s control. The path of righteousness is not easy to tread but can be adhered to successfully if the top management has the necessary conviction. Decision making based on good values and an inner connection always helps a business person to strike this delicate balance in its operations.

Speakers at the seminar also touched upon VUCA and the increasing rate of change in the business environment. Studies which have proved that businesses which adhere to the basic values of honour, truth, beauty, justice and love were quoted do better in the long run. Participants were exposed to leadership lessons drawn from such Indian scriptures as Ramayana, Mahabharata, Thirukkural and also from Sri Aurobindo’s works.???????????????????????????????The value of meditation and resultant control of one’s mind was demonstrated. A panel discussion explained the likely changes in the business environment over the next decade and outlined the leadership and management attributes which would become more relevant in the times to come. The emphasis was on leaders who steer their businesses not only directed by an economic compass but also by a moral one.

The seminar, entitled ‘Preparing Future Business Leaders and Managers: An Inner Approach’, drew an enthusiastic response from business managers, scholars and students alike. It was addressed by Dr. Ananda Reddy, Director of SACAR, Mr. R. Mananathan, Chairman and MD, Manatec group of companies, Prof R. P. Raya, Dean, School of Management, Pondicherry University, Dr. Saikat Sen from SAFIM, Prof. Kisholoy Gupta, Mr. J. V. Avadhanulu, Mr. Ganesh Babu and yours truly;  a heady mix of management educators, lifestyle coaches, business thinkers and influencers.

Rest in Mirth, TP.

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It is too early to begin contemplating the enormous loss to literature, and our lives, that will follow Terry Pratchett‘s sad passing today. The news has upset me too deeply to write at length, but I wanted to add my small voice to the millions who will surely be mourning Terry Pratchett’s death and celebrating his life over the coming days.

Please forgive me for quoting from my own 2013 review of his novel I Shall Wear Midnight, which expresses a little of my feelings.

I Shall Wear Midnight by Terry Pratchett (2010)I feel an overwhelming sense of gratitude to Terry Pratchett, not just for the pleasure his writing has given me, but for demonstrating what can happen when intelligence, humour and IDEAS work together.

How people think they can achieve anything seriously worthwhile without humour is beyond me. But it’s worse than that. Our world is run – and our ‘important thinking’ done, predominantly…

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c1 (25)You can be forgiven if you think we, the people of India, have let you down,
We have deeply ingrained prejudices upon which many of us do frown;
Like an ostrich, or like the three monkeys of the Father of our Nation,
We refuse to hear, see or speak evil, or to examine our value fixation.

Our society needs to stop mistreating and tormenting those of your kind,
Killing the likes of you in the womb, denying them a healthy body and mind;
Treating them like mere toys, made to fulfill the males’ lustful impulses,
Prisoners to their patriarchical mindset, ignoring your appeals and curses.

Some of us would like to know why at all you went out on that fateful day,
Why did you have to flag a bus full of maniacs while finding your way?
Were you not being stupid when you dressed the way you did that night?
Did you not realize we will continue to mentally undress you with all our might?

Some claim that you never had the right to resist even a ‘normal’ assault,
Hoping for a shred of mercy from your tormentors was only your fault;
When they tried to force themselves on you, you were naïve to protest,
You were expected to meekly surrender and be subservient to their lust.

You stood up, you resisted, you protested, and sealed your fate,
Escaping ignonimity at the hands of your family and a future mate;
Had you lived, lawyers would have made you relive the horror repeatedly,
The butchers who disemboweled you would have gazed at you heatedly.

In your death, you have found silence and peace, an end to your suffering,
A freedom from the denial of opportunities to live life your way, with a zing;
But you have set for your sisters a new benchmark of courage and hope,
To face social prejudice, stigma and gender bias with a short rope.

Thanks to you, women are now fighting back, reporting misdeeds,
Politicos no longer sure of winning elections till they take care of your needs;
The delicately nurtured are now more aware of their situation and rights,
Standing up to be counted as citizens, demanding respect and scaling new heights.

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The Anguish of a Soul

For avid fans of P G Wodehouse, it is not easy to relish the kind of comedies Bollywood keeps churning out. Humour which is loud, crass and uncouth repels them. Back-slapping and guffawing is something they do not take kindly to. What appeals to their finer sensibilities is a subtle brand of humour. Even mild sarcasm does not make their shapely eyebrows arch upwards by a fraction of an inch, as long as it is delivered in fine taste.Movie Mad world

Play a so-called comedy which is full of inane humour, double entendres and much back-slapping, and they are apt to recoil in horror. Bring in a typical rom-com and they would bemoan the repetitive nature of the goings on. But switch to a movie with a dash of Wodehousian humour, and one would find them in good cheer, nibbling a yummy chocolate with their soul-mate sprawled next to them on the couch.

The purists amongst us would argue that movies mentioned below are not even a pale shadow of the original sunlit brilliance of the Wodehousian brand of humour. No disagreement whatsoever. Wodehouse is Wodehouse. He stands tall and alone in providing soothing comfort to tormented souls on this planet.

Yet, let us not overlook the fact that the luxury of eloquence enjoyed by literature is simply not available to movie Movie Mrs_Doubtfiremakers. Moreover, the commercial considerations weigh much more on the minds of a producer-director duo whose principal aim is to set the box office afire. Given these constraints, if a team does come up with an offering which is clean and unalloyed fun, due credit may be given. Yes, the movies listed below were not based on Wodehousian narratives. But they deserve a mention because at least a part of them manages to capture the kind of subtle humour which the residents of Plumsville relish.

From the stable of Hollywood, one fondly recalls movies like ‘It is a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad, World’, ‘Honey, I Shrunk the Kids’, ‘Mrs. Doubtfire’, ‘Baby’s Day Out’ and ‘Dunston Checks In’, just to mention a few.

Bollywood has also churned out quite a few rollicking comedies, but very few of these have the dash of subtlety which is the hallmark of Wodehouse in literature.

Here is a quick look at movies which have provided us a clean, sumptuous and sophisticated comic fare over the years.

Chalti ka Naam Gaadi, 1958 (That which runs is a vehicle)

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A story of three brothers who run an auto garage. The eldest takes a jaundiced view of the delicately nurtured and complications arise when the younger ones start behaving like Bingo Little and discover the Rosie M Banks of their lives.

Pyar Kiye Jaa, 1966 (Keep Loving)Movie Pyaar_kiye_jaaA story of two couples who resort to a bag of tricks to get united. The scene where a Tuppy Glossop (Mehmood) aspiring to turn a movie director narrates a scene to Pop Glossop (Om Prakash) shall forever remain fresh in the memory of those who love a dash of Wodehousian humour on celluloid.

Padosan, 1968 (The Lady Neighbor)Movie PadosanA musical which brought out the Indian North-South divide in a humorous manner. A Bertie-like simpleton attempts to woo the woman in a neighboring house. A Jeeves-like friend, played by the inimitable Kishore Kumar, helps him in his mission.

Bawarchi, 1972 (The Chef)Movie BawarchiWarmth of relationships in a joint family gets revived, thanks to the efforts of a servant. Much like Jeeves, he has a solution to all their problems.

Piya Ka Ghar, 1972 (House of the Beloved)Movie Piya_Ka_Ghar,_1972A humorous take on the shortage of housing in the city of Mumbai. A newly married couple tries to find some privacy in a small place which is infested with parents, an elder brother and his wife, a young brother, inquisitive neighbors, intrusive friends and, of course, some mice.

Rajnigandha, 1974 (Tuberose)Movie Rajnigandha,_1974A Madeline Bassett has to make a choice between two persons, eventually deciding in favor of a Bertie-like simpleton. Based on a story by Manu Bhandari.

Chhoti Si Baat, 1975 (Such a Small Matter)Movie Chhoti_Si_BaatA Gussie Fink-Nottle type hero, shy and diffident to the core, gets tongue-tied when it comes to winning over the love of his life. Coaching by a Jeeves-type expert makes him successful in his endeavors. Based on ‘The School for Scoundrels’, a 1960 British comedy.

Chupke Chupke, 1975 (Hush Hush)Chupke_Chupke posterA rip-roaring treatise on the eccentricities of the linguistic purists. Tired of the lavish praises being heaped by his newly wedded wife onto her Lord Emsworth type brother-in-law, the husband assumes the role of a driver in the latter’s family. Much hilarity ensues as one subterfuge leads to another, eventually making the brother-in-law realize that he has indeed been outwitted.

Khatta Meetha, 1978 (Sweet and Sour)Movie Khatta_Meetha_(1978)An elderly couple ties the knot and handles the challenge of keeping their grown up children together. If Piggy and Maudie had children when they decided to live together, the scenario would have perhaps played out along similar lines. Unfortunately, a Jeeves does not figure in the narrative, nor does the lining of the stomach.

Baton Baton Mein, 1979 (By the way)Movie Baton Baton MeinA light-hearted comedy about two young persons discovering their love for each other. The only complication in their love story is the Gussie-like boy’s shyness in clearly expressing his love for the girl.

Gol Maal, 1979  (Hodgepodge)220px-Golmal_PosterA well-intended pun directed at moustache maniacs. A father, in the mould of a Pop Bassett, is convinced that those without a moustache are characterless. Unwittingly, his daughter falls for a smart young man who wears a false moustache to get a well-paying job with her father. Much hilarity ensues and the father eventually relents and accepts their marriage.

Khubsoorat, 1980 (The Beautiful One)Movie khoobsuratThe need to strike a healthy balance between freedom and discipline in family life, espousing the cause of nirmal anand (unalloyed bliss). The lady of the house is a strict disciplinarian; a stiff-upper-lipped person, much like Aunt Agatha. A Bobby Wickham type heroine who believes in spontaneity walks in and wins the heart of the family.

Chashme Buddoor, 1981 (Let No Evil Glance Come Your Way)Movie Chashme_BuddoorA youthful story of three friends and a damsel who is not in distress. Two of the friends are jealous of the third one for whom the damsel falls and create a rift between the two. Luckily, the damsel has an aunt fashioned on the lines of Dahlia, who intervenes to reunite the couple.

Naram Garam, 1981 (Soft but Hot)Movie Naram_GaramWhen a Lord Emsworth type landlord decides to get married to a much younger Honoria Glossop, the employee hero needs to call in the landlord’s young daughter and former mother-in-law to the marriage venue so as to walk down the aisle himself. In the process, he is able to negotiate a hefty increment as well as secure possession of a big house to stay in. The hero sounds like a Bertie, though with brains of a Jeeves.

Angoor, 1982 (The Grapes)Movie AngoorA modern-day take on ‘The Comedy of Errors’, with two pairs of identical twins getting mixed up in a series of funny situations.

Satte pe Satta, 1982 (Seven on Seven)Movie Satte_Pe_SattaA comic thriller, adapted from the 1954 Movie ‘Seven Brides for Seven Brothers.’

Hamari Bahu Alka, 1982 (Alka, our Daughter-in-law)Movie Hamari_Bahu_Alka,_1982A newly married couple tries to find some privacy by running away from home.

Shaukeen, 1982 (The Connoisseurs)Movie ShaukeenHow three elderly but young-at-heart friends learn to give up their lecherous and voyeuristic ways.

Jaane Bhi Do Yaaron, 1983 (Let It Pass, friends)Movie Jaane_Bhi_Do_Yaaro_1983The perils of investigative journalism.

Kisi Se Na Kehna, 1983 (Don’t Tell Anyone)Movie KissiseNaKehnaAn educated lady-love is projected as a traditional village belle. Post-marriage, however, it becomes a challenge for the couple to live the lie.

Rang Birangi, 1983 (The Colourful)Rang_Birangi PosterHow a bored housewife gets helped by a friend to rekindle the embers of love between herself and her husband. Many of us still remember the role played by Utpal Dutt, that of a police inspector named Dhurandhar Bhatawadekar. Goes on to show what a Constable Oates could achieve, when not restrained by a Justice of the Peace.

Chameli ki Shaadi, 1986 (Chameli’s Marriage)Movie Chameli ki ShaadiA comic look at how a couple overcomes objections from their guardians to get united, all thanks to a lawyer friend. A satire on the caste system prevalent in India.

Pushpak, 1987 (The Love Chariot)Movie Pushpaka_VimanamA full length feature film sans dialogues of any kind, the movie remains a critic’s delight. Somewhat dark and pungent in parts, but otherwise a perfect fit to the kind of subtle humour a Wodehouse fan yearns for. A Bertie type hero faces joblessness but ends up with a positive attitude, with squared shoulders and a chin-up disposition.

Chachi 420, 1997 (Aunty 420)Movie Chachi_420Loosely based on Mrs. Doubtfire, the movie was about a father impersonating as a house maid so as to be close to his daughter.

Jhoot Bole Kauwa Kaate, 1998 (Speak a Lie and the Crow will Bite)Movie Jhooth_Bole_Kauwa_KaateThe value of truthfulness in all relationships. The hero begins to create a series of lies (hence the title – whenever he lies, the crow caws) in attempting to get the person he loves.

Munna Bhai MBBS, 2003Poster-Munna_Bhai_M.B.B.S.A hilarious movie showcasing the gaps in the medical education system. When a medical college is headed by a principal who is built along the lines of Rev. Aubrey Upjohn, a rowdy-turned-student determines to show him the need to treat patients with empathy.

Lage Raho Munna Bhai, 2006 (Keep at it, Munna Bhai)Lage_raho_munna_bhaiThe hero does not wear a green colour beard, but projects himself as a college lecturer with high ideals. In reality, he is a gangster. A rip-roaring comment on property sharks, inane superstitions and the need to uphold Gandhian values.

3 Idiots, 2009pondy movie 3_idiotsThe spirit of innovation often gets killed by the pressures of society and parents, when youngsters are not free to chase their own dreams and take up professions which they are passionate about. An Aubrey Upjohn, a Bertie Wooster, a Bingo Little, a Tuppy Glossop, a Roderick Spode and an Angela come together and present a sparkling narrative.

Well Done, Abba, 2009

Shyam Benegal is renowned for having exposed oppression and corruption of different kinds in his earlier works during the ‘parallel cinema’ wave. ‘Ankur’ (1974), ‘Nishant’ (1975), ‘Manthan’ (1976) and ‘Bhumika’ (1977) etc left us stirred and shaken up in the earlier years. All these were very intense and serious movies. In the recent past, he has effectively used humour and satire to convey a similar message. A remarkable transformation!

A clueless Sir Cuthbert, desirous of having a well of his own on his agricultural land, is unable to handle rampant corruption which makes a mockery of the benefit schemes rolled out by the government. His daughter, Bobbie Wickham, comes up with a fruity scheme. They report to the police that their non-existent well has been ‘stolen’! What ensues is sheer hilarity. Upcoming state assembly elections ensure the complaint gets heard and acted upon.

Atithi, Tum Kab Jaoge? 2010 (Dear Guest, When Would You Depart?)Movie Atithi_Tum_Kab_JaaogeHow even elderly strangers can add value to a family’s life.

Vicky Donor, 2012Movie Vicky_Donor_2012A delightful spoof on sperm donation and infertility. One of the main characters, a pseudo doctor who claims to specialize in assisting couples in begetting designer babies, sounds much like a Jeeves who has all the right answers.

Oh My God! 2012Movie Oh My God PosterA satire on the ills plaguing organized religion and idle worship.

Finding Fanny, 2014Movie Finding_FannyThis one is like a Joe searching for a long-lost Julia. The story is essentially about a road trip set in Goa and follows the journey of five dysfunctional friends who set out in search of Fanny, the love-interest of Naseeruddin Shah. A gracefully matured Dimple Kapadia and a voyeuristic Pankaj Kapur add some extra zing to the proceedings.

PK, 2015Movie PKA delightful comedy which depicts the satirical outlook of an extra-terrestrial being towards our religious beliefs and practices. Some fundamental questions relating to faith get raised, but with liberal doses of sophisticated humour.

We are in luck that God has not stopped dishing out directors who excel at regaling the audience with sunlit humour woven into their scripts. If we had the likes of Hrishikesh Mukherji, Basu Chatterji, Gulzar and Sai Paranjpe in the past, now we have Ashwani Dheer, Shoojit Sircar and Rajkumar Hirani who have perfected the art of blending social messages with a dash of Wodehousian humour.

Admittedly, this could not have happened but for the support of some exceptional character actors. In the days of yore, we had the likes of Gope, Mehmood, Johny Walker, Mukri, Dhumal, Tun Tun, Manorama, Jagdeep and Asrani regaling the audience with their raucous and overdone funnies which kept popping up a dime a dozen. In the recent past, the likes of Raghuvir Yadav, Rajpal Yadav and Paresh Rawal have kept us rollicking in our chairs.

Nevertheless, one would be tempted to put Om Prakash and Utpal Dutt at the top of the pack. Their virtuosity, mannerisms and body language were always understated, and kept tickling our funny bones in the right spot.Movie Ram_Aur_Shyam

When it comes to providing a comic relief, heroes of mainstream commercial movies have often competed with hard-core comedians. Raj Kapoor came up with his Chaplinesque mannerisms. The ‘tragedy king’ Dilip Kumar made us smile with his antics in such movies as ‘Kohinoor’ and ‘Ram aur Shyam.’ The comic timing of Amitabh Bachhan and Dharmendra is legendary. In fact, over a period of time, mainstream heroes and heroines have somewhat managed to make the role of a stand-alone comedian redundant.

Even our much-hated villains have surprised us with their flair for comedy. Pran did a tango with the inimitable Ashok Kumar in ‘Victoria No. 203’. Amjad Khan, whom we all hated in ‘Sholay’, did not disappoint us in such movies as ‘Chameli Ki Shaadi’ and ‘Qurbani.’Movie Victoria_No._203

The core message in earlier Bollywood comedies was either about the value of togetherness and harmony or about the travails of a Sippy-type hero who suffers from an inferiority complex. Recent offerings have instead touched upon the ills plaguing our society. Many Bollywood movies have managed to deliver a message crafted of chilled steel couched in a velvet-like mirthfulness.

May the tribe of such directors, producers, actors and script-writers continue to multiply!